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Your First Order / What You Need To Know

Cannabis Delivery Services are illegal in Maine.  Gifting Cannabis is illegal in Maine.  Don't worry though! It is still legal for an Adult age 21/+ to carry 2.5oz of Cannabis Flower and up to 5 grams of concentrates! 

So under your scenario you are in Maine vacationing, living, etc... and you lost your weed.  OH NO!  Who do you call? The INCREDIBLES.ME Psychic Service!  We have Psychics roaming all over Portland communicating with their deity, their spirit guides, and having religious moments of clarity. We can guarantee to find your LOST WEED!! (For a small, but very worth while fee!).

Just login to this site, and select the cannabis or cannabis products you lost, and give us your address.  We will find YOUR weed and get it back to you ASAP.  Fees vary based on the time it takes us to find your weed, the quantity of weed we have to locate, and the distance in which we have to travel to get YOUR LOST weed back to you.

I get it... it sounds like crazy crackpot stuff right? Well it is effective, and more importantly it is LEGAL!  Maine is going through some cannabis growing pains. While these growing pains are happening, why not avail yourself of our services? We are not a delivery service, we are not furnishing you weed.  We are simply returning YOUR property!  If you have LOST your weed, please feel free to reach out to us! Your word is good enough for us. If you say you LOST IT, we will FIND IT, GUARANTEED or you pay nothing.

Please keep in mind that we do not offer location services for people under the age of 21. You must have ID to engage our services.  Please also keep in mind that we do not find weed and return it if you are within 1000 feet of a school. If you are under 21 or near a school maybe it is best that you lost your weed.  If you are under 21 and you think you are different because you have a med card... you aren't. At all. Don't waste your time or ours because we won't return your lost weed. No matter what. We are keeping it, and we are smoking it. Grow up and be responsible and stop losing your weed. Adults that lose weed are different, we have real life problems that are more important than weed, we have real jobs, pay real bills, and no one is going to clean up our mess.  It's important that there is a service out there to help us out a little, we are getting old and we are entitled to forget where we left shit. {Imagine old people wagging their finger at you while you read this} {but for real, we are keeping your weed if you are under 21, because free weed awesome).

HOURS: 10am - 2am everyday.

Orders for outside of Portland Need to be in by 1:15am, last call for all orders in Portland is at 1:35am. We close at 2am sharp. If your order is in after 1:35am you will be served at 10am in order (first come first serve).

VIP Status:

If you spend $5,000 over time with us, and spend at least $1k a month you will be upgraded to VIP status.  You get a private 24/7 line that only VIP members can call (your phone number is on an accept list, anyone else's phone will go directly to voicemail that hasn't been setup, so make sure your phone number is current).

 You will also get queue priority. Anytime you place a service call your order goes to the top of the list.

You will get access to private stock, special flash deals no one else gets, and swag (shirts, hats, bags, etc...)

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