This is a super rare Original Skunk from the 1970s, you know the one you haven’t smelled in a long time… unless you were driving down the road and went past an actual skunk that was on the side of the road. It’s super stinky, hits like a train, and is dried and cured just the way you want. Skunky, Earthy, (Let’s throw Nutty in there as an homage to Andrew Zimmern). I have been smoking this for about a week now and I can’t get enough of it, when it’s time to wind down and my day is over… I hit this up, eat some food and watch a movie.
Now Offering BUD GRADES (With Price Breaks):
We are the only service offering bud grades. You can order different bud grades now, we offer lows, mids and AAA+. Let us go over what that means so you understand as these terms are misused by the consumer, prosumer and pseudo-industry et al. So if you want to save some money order mids or lows. If you want the coveted AAA+ buds pay the premium price. Other services claim they sell the best buds, but the reality is you will likely never see the AAA+ buds, you are buying mids. 95% of The AAA+ bud is exported (cough). We don’t export anything ever.
AAA+: This is the best the plant has to offer in the way of large nugs, think of this like Jumbo Eggs. They are the largest nugs taken from the top of the canopy of the plant. They have been sitting under the 1000w HPS lights without any shade from other leaves or plants, so they grow the largest. They are just as potent as any other part of the plant, but a lot of people really love them and so they are a premium product. These AAA+ nugs are hand trimmed and beautiful.
MIDS: Mids are just what you think they are (probably) it means you are getting nugs from the middle of the plant (MIDS=Middle). They are medium-sized nugs and packed with all the goodness of the entire plant. Some of these are hand trimmed, and some are trimmed by a machine trimmer. They can sometimes look a little rough with an occasional sugar leaf hanging off them.
LOWS: Our lows offering means you will be getting the buds on the lower branches of the plant, literally the low part. “Lows”. The difference is the buds are smaller, and some times larfy (poofy, light and airy). We sell by weight so regardless a 7 gram bag is a 7 gram bag you are getting the same amount of weed as you normally would. The test results from the lows are literally the same as the AAA+, the plant is the plant. We have tested extensively all over the plant and the difference is so small that it falls within the range of the testing equipment (for instance state-licensed lab test results can vary up to 15% under the law so if something was 100% thc it can test anywhere from 115% to 85%, this is something that is across the board whether you are buying weed or insulin). Lows are never trimmed by hand, always a machine trimmer. They usually look rough and have some sugar leaves hanging off them. The sugar leaves are coated with trichomes but can add a chlorophyll taste to your inhale.
Instructions on ordering:
Select the quantity you want (Quarter Ounce, Half Ounce or Full Ounce), and then select the Quality (AAA+, Mids, Lows). The price will adjust based on your selections. Typically you can purchase ounces from $80-$1000 depending the strain, quality and rarity (for instance AAA+ Lamb’s Breath is the 2nd rarest strain on Earth it is very expensive, but OG Kush is pretty common and you could get an oz of the lows for $80 and the AAA+ for $300)
Make sure you meet the order minimum for your area. We aren’t going to spend $20 in gas to bring you a quarter of lows in Kittery then charge you $20 and break even. Gas is expensive, travel time costs money in labor, so please understand that this is a convenience service that specializes in high end, hard to find cannabis, and we bring it to you. Also make sure you have ID ready showing you are 21+ years old. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
We offer our services to anyone 21+ from Augusta to Kittery that lives within 10 miles of 95 (east or west of the highway). IF you live outside that area no sweat, we will meet you somewhere in that area.
The MINIMUMS ARE: ON the RT 295 Side:
FROM AUGUSTA SOUTH TO FREEPORT – ORDER MIN IS $100
FROM YARMOUTH SOUTH to BIDDEFORD – ORDER MIN IS $150
FROM ARUNDEL SOUTH to KITTERY – ORDER MIN IS $225
ON THE RT 95 SIDE:
From Augusta to GRAY ORDER MIN is $100
We do not serve LEWISTON/AUBURN.
FROM GRAY to GORHAM – ORDER MIN is $150
From ARUNDAL to KITTERY – ORDER MIN is $225
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